Hi. I’m DanI’m a dad. And a husband.

And a Mets fan.

I can tell you how to get to Sesame Street. (Kind of.)

I have an email newsletter with more than 100,000 subscribers. It’s about trivia. Pee-Wee Herman once tweeted about it.

In 2013, I wrote a book.

My forehead is in a YouTube video with more than 20 million views.

I once had a startup, but I sold it to the founder of Wikipedia. I didn’t make nearly as much money as the press reported.

I’ve made important public statements concerning Big Bird’s bedtime.

I’ve read all of the Harry Potter books at least twice.

I can vibrate my eyes.

I’ve never eaten bacon.

I’ve tweeted over 50,000 times

I was not in Gangs of New York.

I’ve gotten 4096 in 2048.

I’ve fed cookies to Cookie Monster.

I once started a petition which ended up with more than than 150,000 people signed.

I’m a recovering lawyer.

I created a legal argument which went to the Supreme Court (and the Court rejected)

I taught a five-year-old about square roots.

I went to Tufts. And Cardozo.

I curate under-$20 gift ideas to make Secret Santa easier for people.

I’ve been the New York Mets Designated Driver of the Game three times.

In 2014, I wrote another book.

I am the Connecticut State Magic the Gathering Champion (1997) in both Limited and Standard formats. I am somewhat embarrassed by this.


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